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Some professional athletes are fuckin stupid.

Posted on 29. May, 2008 by Derrick in Talking Sports

I came across this while drinking my morning coffee. Vince Young is not only a enormous idiot, a phenomenal pussy, but also a hypocrite.

If anyone doesn’t know, before rookies are drafted, the NFL administers a written test of sorts similar to an IQ test. The wonderlic test gives teams an idea of a players cognitive ability or general intelligence. Fourtune 500 companies give the same test to executives because it gives a more reliable objective predictor to employment success.

Vince Young recieved a 6 out of a possible 50. You get one point for spelling your name right. During that draft NO ONE SCORED LOWER. If I were drafting a quarterback to be the face of my franchise, I’d want him to score at least higher than his jersey number.

Now to the real reason that I post this. VY as he likes to call himself, was caught precariously drunk with his buddies shirtless in a Texas club.

He responded to the pictures with Thomas George senior editor at NFL.com

“First of all, it happened in early April, not last week, and there were a bunch of my former Texas teammates there and several other NFL guys,” Young said. “It got kind of hot in there and several of us took our shirts off. Somebody snaps a picture. Here we go. It was young people, me included, having a good time, but I realize my mistake. It was not the model, the image I want to give to the kids. My teammates here have so much love and respect for me just as I have for them. They have barely said a word about it.”

Whats funny about that, he punched one of his teammates in the face last summer for hitting to hard in practice. Hey Vinni, you are supposed to practice hard. Anyways, he then goes on to say that he was close to retiring last summer.

“I really thought long and hard about it,” Young said on Thursday after practice. “There was so much going on with my family. It was crazy being an NFL quarterback. It wasn’t fun anymore. All of the fun was out of it. All of the excitement was gone. All I was doing was worrying about things.

Yeah, like winning. I swear to god, if any of these idiot athletes had a real job, they may realize that you have to WORK HARD in life. Then again, we are talking about a guy that was raised by all women (no offense Kit) and has roses tattooed on his arm symbolizing the “women” in his life.

“My teammates helped lift me out of it. I prayed really hard. And I began to focus on God’s calling for me. Play football. Be a role model.”

“I have a stronger circle. Now I can handle this kind of stuff without it making me want to give up football,” Young said. “I learned that 24/7 I’m representing the Titans and, especially, the kids all over I am trying to influence. I look at my man Michael Vick. I learned from that. I look at Pacman. I learned from that. I look at some troubles recently for rappers T.I. and Lil Wayne, guys I listen to. I learned from them. I’ve learned from my life.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. My man Michael Vick? Jesus Fisting Christ. You can imagine the owner of the Titans Bud Adams just wishing he had drafted Jay Cutler instead of fucktard VY.

“You can get too much going on where you can’t control it anymore. No matter how much money you get, no matter how much comes your way, you have to control yourself. I know it’s up to me. I can’t get too big for my britches.”

Thank god for that little nugget. I’d hate to see you get too big for your britches.

One last thing before I go shit shower and shave. Vince, why is it that in all the photos, there isn’t a single female? Just a bunch of dudes sweating, without their shirts? At least the other idiot QB Leinart parties with the womenz. I say to Leinart, you have a noodle arm but I’d love to be you my friend. Parris Hilton type hype with the NFL QB bankroll.

- D

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